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Ah…the trials and tribulations of being a woman.  Hello Diced fans and welcome to your weekly installment of the fabulous, unforgettable and always over-the-top Diced Show!  This week’s craaaaaazy episode attempts to explore the long list of constraints women face versus our male counterparts, but as usual, the Diced girls go on many different tangents and go down some ridiculous roads.  Kelly shows us her yoga moves and Kelli yet again never ceases to amaze with her insane stories.  The Diced Show is in full effect this week with an episode not to be missed! 

Buck it up bitches and get ready for an episode you won’t forget! 

Also-for those of you who missed Kelli and Kelly’s TV appearance, we will be posting the video as soon as we receive it right here on thedicedshow.com.  So keep checking back for more updates and more awesome-ness from The Diced crew…there’s a lot more to come!

xoxo, Kelly & Kelli

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We know, we know, the election is over and you are all sick and tired of hearing about it!  But check this…the Diced Show never plays by the rules and this episode is no different!  Tune in to hear about a side of the election you NEVER thought you would as Daddy, Uncle Reno, Kelly and Kelli all dive in…and dive in deep to give their passionate take on 2008’s emotional election.  Yes we did Diced fans!  YES WE DID!

HOWEVER…as momentous an election as this was, something very wrong occurred in the state of California…The Diced Show’s stomping grounds where Proposition 8 was wrongfully passed.  As a good friend said, ‘this is the civil rights movement of our time,’ and I must agree.  Of course The Diced Show has to discuss the devastating impact of the passage of Prop 8 and how we can move forward and fight for equal rights for all.  Tune in for that and much much more as the Diced Show delivers an episode not to be missed! 

Thanks again for being part of the Diced journey with us. 

xoxo-Kelly & Kelli

DICED!

Check it out Dicers!  One of our listeners sent us these GREAT shots of her Ashley Todd Halloweener costume!  Looks like Kelli was not the only brilliant mind on Halloween.

I think we can all breathe a sigh of relief as the Ashley Todd’s of the world have been put to rest by the HISTORIC, MOMENTOUS, COURAGEOUS, AMAZING win by president-elect BARACK OBAMA!  What a week, what a year, what a campaign…but we finally did it!  And a mad shout out to the fine state of Virginia who finally went BLUE! 

Thank you everyone for voting and making your voices heard.  But the fight is not over.  For those of you who have not heard…Proposition 8 was passed out here in California banning marital rights to our gay and lesbian friends.  We must keep fighting for equal rights for ALL Americans!  This fight is not about homosexuality, its about rights!  Stay tuned for the next Diced Show as we tackle this issue…

Have a great weekend Diced fans and if you have a crazy costume you’d still like to share, don’t hesitate to email us!  And also, if you missed Kelly and Kelli’s Doctors TV debut, we hope to have the video posted on the site next week for your viewing pleasure.  We don’t want anyone to miss out!

Thanks again for listening and for dicing with us.  We love you all!

xoxo, Kelly & Kelli 

For your viewing pleasure…

Kelli’s Ashley Todd Halloweener costume she worked ever so hard on. In case you are not familiar with who Ashley Todd is, check her out here:http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2008/10/28/ashley-todds-instability_n_138485.html

Anyhoo, if you had a creative Halloween costume…send our way! Hope you had a great Halloween…we know WE did! Daddy…what were you?

xoxo
Kelly & Kelli

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HAPPY MONDAY, DICERS!  We hope those of you in the United States are ready for ELECTION TUESDAY and to get out your vote!  Today, we release our pre-election episode and there’s so much to dice up!  From Ashley Psycho Todd and racism surrounding the election, to gender bias and clothing choices during the election… this campaign has been impactful in so many different ways and it has only begun.

There’s even a special freestyle rap segment to liven things up!

Let us know your thoughts during this crucial time in American history.  Comment, post, e-mail - we would love to hear your election diced list!

xoxo, Kelly & Kelli

(PS- special note from Kelly & Kelli since we are not regulated by the FCC and don’t need to be unbiased as if that’s the case anyways in mainstream media:  GOBAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

Here on The Diced Show we tend to be crazy, funny, outrageous, but often times the word ’serious’ is not in our vocabulary.  Serious topics, but not always a serious delivery.  Like every person, at one point in our lives, I find the need to be serious now.  Perhaps not ’serious’ so much as blatantly typing from…yes Diced fans…the heart.  Kelli here…its a couple hours after Barack Obama’s infomercial and I have felt inspired to say some things and what better place than thedicedshow.com?

This election has been one of the most divisive in American history.  Whether we choose to acknowledge this or not, our country is divided over race in the form of socialism, marxism, terrorism and any other ‘ism’ you can think of that Barack Obama has been called throughout this campaign.  But I am not here to defend any of these remarks.  I am here to speak from the heart…

This election is divided.  I too, am divided.  I am divided over the person I was before this election began and the person I now strive to be.  Before this election, before this primary, I had never involved myself in a political process before.  This time was different.  I had a partner who showed me how important volunteerism is, how important it is to fight for what you believe in and mostly, how important this country is and what is at stake.  So, I volunteered.  I canvassed, phonebanked, held signs, applied bumper stickers and fought passionately with friends, family and co-workers.  But the fight will never end and neither will my passion for what we are looking at in the democratic candidate that is, Barack Obama.

Tonight, I watched as a candidate explained to the American people what he felt was the best way forward for this country.  As is so innappropriate to say…I am one of those Americans who could potentially hit the $200,000 income mark and be faced with greater taxes than I already do within a few months.  But as I hear and see many people speaking out against Barack’s ’socialism’ tendencies, I immediately remind myself how lucky I am.  I have health insurance.  I make a solid, steady income that I should be proud of.  I am typing this blog post on a MAC computer that is less than a year old.  I buy groceries every week.  I put gas in my car.  I rarely blink an eye.  Sometimes I close my eyes and wonder what its like to be a single mother raising children on several jobs and no health insurance.  Sometimes I wonder what it might be like to lose all of my retirement savings when I am seconds away from retiring and sometimes I just wonder how and why I am so lucky and others are not.  That, in itself, is the sole reason I intend to campaign, canvass, cry and vote for Barack Obama for president of the United States.  He represents what American is.  Call me a socialist for making enough money and wanting to ’spread the wealth around.’  I believe in being taxed higher than my neighbor who lives on minimum wage and tips at the local bar.  I believe in giving back and I do not believe that I am socialist or a marxist or a terrorist.  I believe, like Barack Obama, that America can stop being selfish and give, and by giving, receive some of the greatest gifts life has to offer.

I am moved by Barack and what he represents for this country.  I am moved by him as a person, as a candidate and hopefully as our president.  If we can all put down the divisive anger and look at who this man is, what he has truly done and what he intends to do, there should be no question that he is, and should be, the next leader of the free world.

Vote.  November 4th.  Believe in our country, believe in yourself…believe in change…Barack Obama for President 2008.

UPDATE!  UPDATE!  Please note Kelly and Kelli’s television debut has been MOVED to Monday November 3!  Our episode will NO LONGER air this Friday!  Please adjust your tivos and spread the word!  Monday November 3 is our new episode air date!  See you then!!!  Go to http://thedoctorstv.com to find your local affiliate and show time!

xoxo, Dr. Diced

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN DICED FANS! 

Halloween is a wonderful time of year.  The air is crisp, pumpkins are carved, hot apple cider is in your mug and when October 31st arrives…Halloween is here!  ”Halloween..Diced!” is a jam packed, fun filled episode that is sure to make you cringe…and laugh.  Kelly and Kelli disucss the slutification of Halloween, Halloweens of past and present, as well as what they are looking forward to this year.

Bite into your candy apple and kick back for the scariest episode of The Diced Show yet!  BOO BITCHES!

Here is one of the pictures Kelly referenced during her slutty costume rant!  Would you ever let your twelve year old daughter out of the house for a night of Halloween debauchery in this getup?  Kelly says HELL NO! 

I mean, look at this young slut in training!  Is it disgraceful, or is it no big deal?  Only you can let the Diced Girls know!

Send pics of your Halloween costumes to thedicedshow@gmail.com, and we’ll post them on our site!  Just wait until you see what Kelli is going to be…its one big surprise!  You can only imagine…

Lastly…Kelly and Kelli announce on the show, but want you to know that we will be interviewed on The Doctors, THIS FRIDAY!  The Doctors is a daytime TV show, so check your local listings for time and station at thedoctorstv.com.  Set your tivos and get ready to laugh your ass off at Kelli’s ‘very special’ orgasmal walk!  It’s Diced Show ridiculousness at its finest!

Happy Halloween!  Be safe, be slutty, be spooky…DICED!

xoxo, Kelly & Kelli

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Let’s pump it up Bitches!  Have you ever LOST your libido?!?!?  Well, if so, tune in to Episode 21 to find out how to GET IT BACK!  Kelly and Kelli have both had experiences with this, and have taken action to get back in full swing.  Men are lucky and have it pretty easy when it comes to sex…hell, you even have Viagra!  What do women have?  Not a damn thing but the loving relationship we must develop with our vajays. 

Find out what the Girls have done to get their libidos back and what their turn-ons are.  Kelli has enjoyed a sordid past with a Sex Master and has even dabbled in some role playing.  Kelly takes a MUCH different approach and not shockingly makes fun of Kelli’s crazy sexual debacles. 

The Diced Show brings the heat as always…so get ready to pump up your libido!!!  PUMP PUMP PUMP IT UP! 

Woot Woot on some sexy red tights.  I think Kelli owns a pair.  DICED!

xoxo

Kelly and Kelli

P.S.  Kelly and Kelli have a very special TV appearance coming up…maybe even pertaining to this subject…be sure to tune in to the next episode for all the dirty deets!

Here is the Ortega commercial we referenced in the last show!  Caliente!

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